paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

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thelovelybones124:

I’m sorry if I’ve ever been that toxic person in someone’s life &/or hindered anyone’s growth. Even in the smallest of ways

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iloveragnarok:

Me: tumblr app bad

Me: hehehe hoo I can drag the circles like a little snake

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powtothenuts:

heyitspj:

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

this post literally ruined my life

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seasaltandsawdust:

When a mutual posts a selfie

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